Выпуск комикса за 29 марта 2009 года
Оригинальный текст:
*bip bip beep boop*
Voice: You have *NO* new messages. And I know I'm only a cell phone, but I get lonely TOO, y'know... So get some FRIENDS already why don't you, you sad excuse for a wireless customer... ...before I permanently switch your ringtone to the sound of a victorian funeral dirge!
Jon: That actually might sound sort of cool.
Garfield: If it ever RANG!
*bip bip beep boop*
Voice: You have *NO* new messages. And I know I'm only a cell phone, but I get lonely TOO, y'know... So get some FRIENDS already why don't you, you sad excuse for a wireless customer... ...before I permanently switch your ringtone to the sound of a victorian funeral dirge!
Jon: That actually might sound sort of cool.
Garfield: If it ever RANG!