Выпуск комикса за 26 декабря 1982 года
Оригинальный текст:
Garfield: Set the stage, light the lights. Good evening, ladies and germs.
*SPLAT*
Garfield: My car is so old, it is insured against fire, theft and indian raids. My girlfriend is so cross-eyed, she can sit on the front porch and count the chickens in the backyard. Take my dog...pleeeze.
Jon: It must have been one of your better nights.
Garfield: I was in rare form.
Garfield: Set the stage, light the lights. Good evening, ladies and germs.
*SPLAT*
Garfield: My car is so old, it is insured against fire, theft and indian raids. My girlfriend is so cross-eyed, she can sit on the front porch and count the chickens in the backyard. Take my dog...pleeeze.
Jon: It must have been one of your better nights.
Garfield: I was in rare form.