Выпуск комикса за 11 января 1981 года

Оригинальный текст:

Jon: What happened to my favorite record?!
Garfield: I scratched it.
Jon: What happened to the lasagna I fixed for dinner?!
Garfield: I ate it.
Jon: Garfield, why is it you scratch, eat and destroy everything in sight?!
Garfield: I can't help it! I'm a slave to my passions!
Jon: CATS!
Garfield: HUMANS!
Jon: I'm sorry, Garfield. If you didn't do those things you wouldn't be a cat. I love you for what you are.
Garfield: That's okay.
Jon: What happened to my fern?
Garfield: Don't ask.