Выпуск комикса за 02 февраля 2003 года

Оригинальный текст:

Aunt Trudy: Jon, give your ol' Aunt Trudy a kiss!
Dad: Doc Boy, a pig? Were you raised in a barn?!!
Doc Boy: ...Is that a trick question?
Woman: ...What's that in your eyebrow?
Man: ...How did you get rid of your bunion?
Man #2: ...A weed whacker.
Boy: ...Uncle Roy, have you seen my contact lens?
Woman #2: ...I brought photos of our trip to see the world's biggest hairball.
Woman #3: Urp...
Woman #4: ...Do these pants make my hips look big?
Woman #5: ...It's not the pants, dear.
Man #3: ...Then the chicken exploded!
Man #4: ...Corn'll give'm gas, alright.
Mom: ...Isn't this nice?
Grandma: So far, no brawls, no calls, and no falls.
Garfield: It's kinda like dinner theater, isn't it?